Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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