my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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