Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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