Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
please come you make the beer taste better
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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