oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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