we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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