i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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