Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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