Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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