went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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