Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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