420 ftw
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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