She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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