Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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