I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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