I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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