But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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