YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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