Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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