She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
the liver wants what the liver wants
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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