I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
my being single is dangerous.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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