you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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