those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
sex in a hospital.. check
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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