Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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