jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I see more hoeing in ur future
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