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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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