That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Operation Purity has been aborted
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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