I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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