He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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