And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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