My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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