plz talk dirty to me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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