Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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