Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize