Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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