i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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