im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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