But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
