You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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