I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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