Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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