Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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