I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
