I don't remember. Are we still dating?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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