I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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