I love black thongs
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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