Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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