the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I could fuck to npr.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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