A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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