i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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