I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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