We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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