So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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