At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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