What tipped you off? The sombrero?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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