This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
