i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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